Sick, Sad, World...

[lensman]

It's been a while , and since I stuck here waiting for the backups to finish:

• Man shoots at mouse, hits girlfriend
  
• Malaysian man cooks himself
  
• Man sells his wedding invite on ebay
  
• Sex ban for Arnie
  
• N.Y. Town Arrests A Yankee
  
• The Babysitter Job From Hell
  
• W.Va. father and son's feud over the best way to cook chicken turns into gun battle.
  
• Man charged with trying to auction his presidential vote on eBay
  
• Computer Fix-It Guy Is Hardwired For Sex
  
• Giant Bunny