lensman

I just saw this on Keith Olbermann's MSNBC show "Countdown".

First SNL posted a skit they did:


and then someone spoofed the spoof:

After seeing so many of these; roaming did one for me, and I just showed up in another one for osewalrus

I thought I'd give one a shot myself:



I didn't even know I was behind on my Electricat....

But starting a women fund.. :-) Now I just need to come up with a catchy slogan... "For just one woman a week you can help a deprived(or is that depraved I keep forgetting) Lensman."

Forwarded from a couple of firends:

When you have an "I hate my job" day (and we all do some time) try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie
down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is
a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally
tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."