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Arisia happened.... I'm glad we got as much in there as we did, but wow it left me tired....

Much work at workrecently, and many changes afoot, I wish I knew what was happening... In some way it feels like things are being arranged behind my back....

Now for something amusing:
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I just saw this on Keith Olbermann's MSNBC show "Countdown".

First SNL posted a skit they did:

and then someone spoofed the spoof:


Jan. 7th, 2007 08:49 pm
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They just released a new "Old Spice" ad with Bruce Campbell...
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After seeing so many of these; [livejournal.com profile] roaming did one for me, and I just showed up in another one for [livejournal.com profile] osewalrus

I thought I'd give one a shot myself:

In 2007, Lensman resolves to...
Give some computers to charity.
Find a new bdsm.
Get back in contact with some old conventions.
Pay for my electriccats on time.
Start a women fund.
Go to the plaidsheeps every month.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

I didn't even know I was behind on my Electricat....

But starting a women fund.. :-) Now I just need to come up with a catchy slogan... "For just one woman a week you can help a deprived(or is that depraved I keep forgetting) Lensman."
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Warning... Please do not drink anything when reading this. Your nose and keyboard will thank you...
First, we must set the scene with the proper music...

Get the "1812 overture" planted firmly in your mind...

and let the fireworks begin... :-)
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Forwarded from a couple of firends:

When you have an "I hate my job" day (and we all do some time) try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie
down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is
a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
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