Heh, my firends who work in quality control will love this

[lensman]

Forwarded from a couple of firends:

When you have an "I hate my job" day (and we all do some time) try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie
down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is
a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally
tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."

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[(Anonymous)]

hehehe, oddly enough, I do happen to know more than one person who would consider this a dream job. (Let's not ask what that says about the company I keep!)

B