This week on SICK SAD WORLD.....

[lensman]

• Man trapped in bathroom by cat.
  
• Website call to 'adopt a drinker and save a pub' Now WHY can't I get someone to pay for ME to be a bar patron
  
• Clothes hoarder looks for home for jumble
  
• Woman tries to auction father on internet
  

Comments

[roaming.livejournal.com]

ahhh, see, that's what I've got: a "collection" of clothing. For posterity. Yeaaahhh, that's the ticket.

[spark99.livejournal.com]

I would sponsor you to be my drinker, but I don't have money! oh, well..