Sick, Sad World.....

[lensman]

Well it's been a while and things were pretty quite, but as the weather heats up so do the idiot things people will do....

• Couple had sex on stage at rock concert, They were "Just trying to save the rainforest"
  
• Toy firm markets talking Jesus action doll
  
• Man sues wife for being bald
  
• Sci-fi fan gets Spock ears
  
• Policewoman shot brother in row over butter
  
• Woman finds drunken burglar wearing her clothes
  
• Wife's cooking drove man to blow up kitchen
  
• Cane or breast for naughty pupils
  
• Warning - prostitutes ahead!
  
• Judge 'caught using penis pump'
  
• Viagra 'for highlanders'
  
• William Shatner 'recording Pulp song'