It's been a while....

[lensman]

But once again it's time for another addition of:

SICK, SAD, WORLD....

• Pope doll goes on sale
  
• Guests take a dip in beer pool
  
• Mugged three times in an hour
  
• Chicken fined for crossing road
  
• Burglars caught having sex
  
• Darth Vader shows his dark side
  
• Woman sues police for 'cocaine' bust
  
• Kindergarten teachers' sex parties
  
• Oral sex caused car crash
  
• Sex in car man loses licence
  
• Bit of a fix for bride and best man...
  
• Semen moisturiser big in Mexico
  
• Cop accidentally shoots man while on loo
  
• Pensioners arrested over lawyer joke
  

Comments

[xany.livejournal.com]

Police said the couple were still in their car, fully naked, when officers reached the scene of the accident.

The couple were found completely naked in their car by police officers who came to investigate.

yay redundancy!!!