It's a Sick, Sad World...

[lensman]

Okay It's been a while since I posted one of these, but after reading Wired Magazine today I came upon a complete Wiskey Tango Foxtrot...

In a bit about Stupid Tricks with Lasers... They now bring you (and I couldn't believe it and had to google it to find out this stuff is for real.):
- Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation.
Which in turn lead to:
- G-Spot Amplification (as if laser etched twats weren't enough...)

In a moment of "Well DUH!!!" MSNBC notes that those procedures are unnecessary and unsafe

Then we have the merely stupid but expensive that note: Diamonds could really be a girls best friend (But I say that's an udderly ridiculous show of support.) :-)

Comments

[apogeeperigee.livejournal.com]

That woman has no boobs...can you imagine what that bra would cost for a more well endowed woman??

[roaming.livejournal.com]

What's sillier is that they have an "INSTITUTE" for it!

sick world of plastic surgery

[desertdilemma.livejournal.com]

Well, if you thought the vaginal rejuvenation was bad, wait til you check out anal bleaching. Cuz who wants a sphincter that's not perfectly rosebud pink?

And, victoria's secret does a diamond and jewel encrusted bra every year as a fantasy xmas gift. you can see it here: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/category/?cgnbr=OSGIFFANBRA&rfnbr=3853

It's also avail. with crystals in lieu of gems for $300.