Suicide is Painless.....

[lensman]

First before anyone gets the wrong idea. I may be a little depressed this morning, but I'm not thinking about it that way.

It's the Title to the theme from M*A*S*H*. Which I was up far too late watching last night. So it's been rolling in my head for a bit.

It was hard just getting out of bed this morning, and coffee's not helping...


Suicide is Painless
(Theme from M*A*S*H*)

Through early morning fog I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

That suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make,
All our little joys relate,
Without that ever-present hate,
But now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat,
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give my seat,
For that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in,
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me,
to answer questions that are key.
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied 'Oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.

...And you can do the same thing if you choose.

Comments

[roaming.livejournal.com]

frankly, I can't remember a single morning where it wasn't hard to get out of bed. Even if it was noon. You don't mean to tell me there are people who actually feel good first thing in the morning? where do I get some?

Suicide's not all painless for the ones left behind. It's kind of an "you'll be sorry, I'll show you" middle finger statement.

(um, no, I'm not worried about you being suicidal. :-) It's not your style.)

[lensman.livejournal.com]

(um, no, I'm not worried about you being suicidal. :-) It's not your style.)

Hey, :-) I didn't even know I had my own style......

[(Anonymous)]

in 2 out of 10 clinical trials, pouring coffee on first-thing-in-the-morning testosterone hard-ons does not "help." So I guess you're 1 in 10.