Suicide is Painless.....

[lensman]

First before anyone gets the wrong idea. I may be a little depressed this morning, but I'm not thinking about it that way.

It's the Title to the theme from M*A*S*H*. Which I was up far too late watching last night. So it's been rolling in my head for a bit.

It was hard just getting out of bed this morning, and coffee's not helping...


Suicide is Painless
(Theme from M*A*S*H*)

Through early morning fog I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

That suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make,
All our little joys relate,
Without that ever-present hate,
But now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat,
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give my seat,
For that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in,
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me,
to answer questions that are key.
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied 'Oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.

...And you can do the same thing if you choose.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

in 2 out of 10 clinical trials, pouring coffee on first-thing-in-the-morning testosterone hard-ons does not "help." So I guess you're 1 in 10.