Arisia Debrief Mtg....

[lensman]

Is at 2pm.

No it's at 1pm

No it's really at 2pm



MAN'S VOICE
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

LADY'S VOICE
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

MAN'S VOICE
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.

LADY'S VOICE
NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.

MAN'S VOICE
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone.

LADY'S VOICE
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

MAN'S VOICE
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again!
There's just no stopping in a white zone.

LADY'S VOICE
Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

MAN'S VOICE
Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

Comments

[grovegoddess.livejournal.com]

This seems as good a place as any to mention a thought that Legolas and I had regarding ribbons for next year. Make them all movie/series quotes. Maybe combine it with trivia as well to see who can correctly identify all the movies. They'd have to, of course, apply loosely to a con concept, the above would certainly qualify. Here's a partial list.
"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"Dog and cats living together, mass hysteria!"
"I'll be back"
"Inconceivable!"
"As you wish."
"It's so unfair!"
"Logical, flawlessly logical"
"This is wrong tool."
"Scruffy Nerfherder"
This could go on for days but you get the idea.