Time again for another edition of Sick, Sad World....

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• Massachusetts Carjacker foiled after woman pours hot tea over him
  
• Angry woman urinated in police car
  
• Motorist threatens to sue police for writing his name
  
• Menstrual cycle exhibition features tampons
  
• Kilt-wearing Kylie fan gives flash of her knickers
  
• Man survives penis attack
  
• Woman who cut off husband's penis walks free from court
  
• Safe sex campaign dropped after complaints
  
• Porn director in trouble for employing enthusiastic amateurs
  
• Burglars scared off by corpse
  
• Woman finds dead body wedged in kitchen window